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Great sex doesn't always have to involve another person. Strange as that sounds, please just hear me out.

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It wasn't all that long ago that the "Blowjob machiene" toy industry was dominated by toys designed for women and women only. Other than the cock-rings, I suppose, which let's get real - those were designed with women in mind too.

But in the past decade or so, the light bulb finally went on. Let's make some fun and sexy toys for men too! Point being, men finally have an arsenal of arousing toys on the market with which to make them roar with joy.

And since I have done the back-breaking, soul-crushing work of trying most of them out tough life, I know I'm going to share with you my own list of the top 5 blowjob machines on the market today so that you can invest that hard-earned cash into only the best pleasure out there.

Not every guy is lucky enough to get a Blowjob machiene whenever he wants it. Is this a joke? The absolute top-of-the-list, must-have blowjob machine. When no one Blowjob machiene will go down on you, or you don't feel like resorting back to your Blowjob machiene two hands yet againthis automatic blowjob machine is the one thing you can count on.

And no matter what, this blowjob machine will never complain that it's too tired, or ever turn you down when you're in the mood for a good ol', mind-blowing orgasm. But Blowjob machiene you're anything like me, you're probably a little skeptical. Not all sexy-time innovations are created equally, and if you've tried the worst it's undoubtedly difficult for you to imagine how good the real deal actually feels.

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